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(herman:D, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
You'll probably get a 2-post ban for this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:34, archived)
# I'll have a ris please bob
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:41, archived)
#
the man is wayne rooney (a footballer), he's ugly like shrek and recently swore into a tv camera after doing a goal
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:45, archived)
# I know those facts
but feel I am still missing the point of Shrek and Donkey being behind the camera
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:49, archived)
# hmm now i think of it i'm a bit confused too
interestingly i went past a sign today for the rissingtons, it's a place in the uk
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:55, archived)
# i think he is winking at him because he fancies him
so rooney is telling shrek to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)
# seems a bit hasty, beggars can't be choosers an' all that
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:03, archived)
# it's not that far from me.
but i've never thought of its RIS connection until you just said.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:07, archived)
# Apparently Rooney said, "What? What? Fucking what?" or similar.
In herman's pic, he's saying it in response to a cheeky wink from the cameraman, who happens to be Shrek.
Donkey is there because Eddie Murphey's contract stipulates that he has to be in every scene.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:11, archived)
# here's a nice Wayne Rooney video (mit all seeing eye japes)
1:05

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnNoENZjVpU

EXPLAIN THAT INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:50, archived)
# ummm...it just seemed like a good thing to draw/graff at the time?
Reminds me a few weeks back I was sat in the pub when a mate rang to give me a postcode, and I did that old trick of peeling a beermat to get a clean surface to write the number down. I then spent the rest of the conversation doodling on the remainder of the mat and I drew one of those masonic set-square V things (amongst other odd spikey shapes and 5 pointed stars((which I ALWAYS end up doodling))) It was only when I came back from the bogs a bit later I saw the barman clearing the table and studying the sketchedpad-beermat, then giving me a very odd look combined with a sort of "knowing nod" as I left... All very odd and easy to see how loony stuff spreads.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:03, archived)
# the next time you go to that pub you'll be ushered off into a secret room full of whores and top quality booze
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Nah, the Conservative Club is NEXT door
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Yes, symbols have a way of making their way into most places.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:10, archived)
# LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:01, archived)
# BIGGAR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:34, archived)