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# Appropriate
considering we are currently going to re-enact the tornado scene from the Wizard of Oz in my hometown in a few hours...

*edit*
Also, you lot can PLEASE take back Piers Morgan? In return we will reclaim the zombie formerly known as Madonna.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:34, archived)
# :( Good luck with that
and if you hear the bellow of an otherworldly beast outside the window hide, hide in the basement and barricade the door and pray, pray to your sacrificed god and pray that he's real and pray he'll protect you for the old one is at hand and he has no mercy we are all but food and he toys with his prey and he toys with his priapic and filthy lust and you'll live and live and live and wish you'd die

(seriously, i hope it goes fine)

edit: i'll be happy to take piers "morgan" moron back if i'm allowed to sacrifice him on the altar of the barbed one
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:40, archived)
# You can do what you like with him
As for Madonna I plan to use my enchanted necklace and persuade her to murder my enemies.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:43, archived)
# too dicey
she's done "kabbalah". she hasn't actually done kaballah, she's done l.a. kaballah, which is very different. her soul belongs to the lost dark one hakonesh and he never relinquishes his cold grip
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:47, archived)
# NO DICE!
Besides, you have a tornado on hand! Get him to interview it or something!

Seriously though, good luck in the bunker!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 24 May 2011, 22:41, archived)
# hahaha
piers morgan, tornado chaser, rip
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Well, it would seem fitting
Having one huge bag of hot air interview another...

I GOTS TA GO!

NIGHT NIGHT b3ta!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:49, archived)
# have fun, if such is at all possible
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:51, archived)