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[challenge entry] If b3ta did adverts.....

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(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 2:58, archived)
# DO A SICK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:04, archived)
# DID A RAINBOW SICK
ALL IN THE SKY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:22, archived)
# NOW BETTER KNOWN AS THE FAMOUS RAINBOW ROAD OFF MARIO KART
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:32, archived)
# But with some bits of sick on it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:34, archived)
#
especially if you're in the lead on the final lap
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:38, archived)
# STUFF YOU FUCKING BUY FUCKING NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:08, archived)
# SELL MORE DICK
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:08, archived)
# DONT BURN HIM OUT MAN HES SELLING AS MUCH AS HE CAN AND HAS BEEN DOING SO FOR SEVERAL YEARS
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:50, archived)
# needs more rainbow.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:27, archived)
# too gay, man
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:29, archived)
# gay is the new black
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:30, archived)
# oh!
...then what's the new gay?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:32, archived)
# A website about gay issues.
thenewgay.net/
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:36, archived)
#
"Getting involved in online activism gave Erica Stratton the vocabulary to explore gender in ways she never had before, but three years later she's still not sure what to call herself."

How about 'Erica'?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:05, archived)
# on-line activism? is that for a new generation of right-on little shits too lazy or scared to get out on the streets and take a beating?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:14, archived)
# yeah support the cause by clicking "I like this" and forwarding, that'll show the oppressive oligarchy a thing or two
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:17, archived)
# I MIGHT EVEN MAKE MY SOCIAL NETWORKING PROFILE PICTURE INTO A BLACK SQUARE! BOFFO!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:19, archived)
# you dont get it!
They're out there alright fighting a war!

...A war of ideas
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:18, archived)
# Notions, surely!?!?
And I do mean like shampoos and scents what they've purchased to be unique.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:22, archived)
# as of March this year only an estimated 30.2% of the world's population have Internet access
I still maintain the only way to effect change is to FUCK SHIT UP
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:32, archived)
# A Nuclear war!
at the GayBar! GayBar! GayBar!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:51, archived)
# and pizza
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:43, archived)
# YES!
Gay Black Rainbow Pizza
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10450849
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:49, archived)
# yummy 'BITS-O-SICK'
the tasty treat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:53, archived)
# Microwaveable! Stain resistant!
May contain vomit. Processed in a facility which also processes crotch-lettuce.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:55, archived)
# all while canned stew has been sitting in my belly for the last 15 minutes (srsly)
by the way, what would 15 minutes be in Metric?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:57, archived)
# 22 fucksecs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:59, archived)
# ahhh, not to be confused with Canada's 'Imperial Fuckload'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:19, archived)
# We all learned about those in school
well, those of us who aren't self-smarted!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:57, archived)
# ahhhahhah I do love that show, but then I also love getting drunk and fuckin stoned
and kitties, I also love kitties
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 5:16, archived)
# There are very few even vaguely convincing arguments for the existence of a god
but you've managed to name two of them right there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 5:36, archived)
# Ah, yes, kitties are so nice!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzpvdC-jvDo
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)
# 0.0104166666666667 (approx.)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:38, archived)