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# The fact you got the idea from a real story
makes it braw!

you racist, you

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
# I've been in Glasgow this week
I saw many, MANY utterly gorgeous women. TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Ah yes, there ARE a lot of English students at Glasgow uni now
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Reminds me of the classic Viz Top Tip
Fat ugly lasses: become relatively slimmer and more attractive by moving north.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
# hehe
they were all in the departure lounge of Glasgow airport - going home!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
# I quite believe it.
I once married one.

Oh wait, utterly gorgeous, scrub that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Sadly I fear the patrons of the Sportsman in Birmingham need this product far more than the Scotchmen it's aimed at
A mate showed me this the other day, it's not for the faint-hearted

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
# fuckinell!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
# I thought he was joking when he told me about the man who ate lightbulbs
and demanded to see it for myself

now I really wish I hadn't
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
# not sure about it being a tough pub
but it's certainly one of our strangest
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
# the 20th Century appears to have almost entirely passed them by
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
# It would sell like hot shart cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)