It's Brian, the bottom bothering beast of Bottisham.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:26,
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Bloody hell... in that case I let an imposter bother my bottom and still paid the full going rate...
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:31,
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I hope you kept the receipt.
You could go to Trading Standards or something.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:35,
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I called watchdog...
Fingers crossed they air the story...!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:46,
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I'd go to the newspapers with that.
If you don't mind them bugging your phone to relish in your bottom bothering related grief.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:04,
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