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[challenge entry] SWIMMING IN PISS
 

 

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(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 2:59, archived)
# (that one was new)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:05, archived)
# WHAT EVEN IS ACTUALLY OCCURRING HERE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:09, archived)
# IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:15, archived)
# Walrus Turd Fishing World Championship
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:15, archived)
# Now I'm trying to work out if he's the winner or the loser.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:18, archived)
# Oh I think I can help you out there
www.b3tards.com/u/f4608315fc45cef89dc7/tailman3.jpg
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:20, archived)
#
i.imgur.com/peNAk.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:21, archived)
#
www.b3tards.com/u/f4608315fc45cef89dc7/dogwhat.jpg
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:25, archived)
# track and field on Mars is well hard
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:30, archived)
# HAhahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:34, archived)
# the walrus mask, I get, fine, great, but I have no idea what is happening with the guy in the back's crotch
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:15, archived)
# Melty wetsuit crotch drop
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:16, archived)
# CENSORSHIP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:16, archived)
# swimming-ukraine.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:08, archived)
# this is what we call a "wet vac"
 
WOOYAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:14, archived)
# This is just a regular day
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:27, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:30, archived)
# funny thing is the still image of this was more shocking
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:36, archived)
# I think Pynchon called this face the Fu Manchu, but I could have dreamt that

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 6:58, archived)
# yeah it's the psychiatrist in The Crying of Lot 49, I should probably read that again
 
but in that case the mouth is manipulated with the little fingers, and the nose is also lifted.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 7:06, archived)
# whoah! Mo', We all thought you were dead
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:28, archived)
# Not until 2027, apparently
you dreadful bastards
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:30, archived)
# He is. Its just a NOTW reporter hacking is account who hasn't heard the news about the paper being closed yet.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:31, archived)
# Can I just say
this is the most humble day of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:33, archived)
# Or at least it will be when my ruthless 32 year old wife gets me home
and whips me to within an inch of ejaculation.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:39, archived)
# replace this puppy with a handful of cats
and you've got MY FUCKING HOUSE
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:33, archived)
# Hahah I feel your pain
One of ours is very sick and pukes often.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:36, archived)
# nothing too serious I hope?
Posh and Bella used to bring up lots of furballs on account of their long coats (and not allowing their bellies to be combed)

I found some under the bed yesterday that must be at least a year old
..actually Moon found them for me, he pulled them out and was batting them around and shit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:41, archived)
# It's Perci, our old girl
not one of the kittins. She has diabetes, a fuck of a case of it actually. She needs a lot of insulin.

hahah Moon sounds awesome
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:49, archived)
# not the diabetus! that's what killed Bret Michaels
 
two shots a day and she should be okay : )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:52, archived)
# Yeah that's what she's on
but her blood sugar won't stabilize. Long story short: we've just found out that she metabolizes insulin very slowly which has made it much more difficult to get the dose right. Hopefully now that we know that, we'll be able to help her better.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:57, archived)