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[challenge entry] Everything Old Is <S>New Again</S> Retro


'I kno-kno-know you ar-r-r-r-r-e, b-but what am I?
No, seriously, what am I?'

From the Invent a new children's TV show challenge. See all 159 entries (closed)

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Is he masturbating in a darkened cinema?
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:14, archived)
# He can't
He has no arms, or swimsuit area, or upper body strength, or upper body, or lower body, or body.

Edit: between Peewee, and "She-Bop" by Cyndi Lauper, and Madonna's stage show, the 80s were a good time for masturbation.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
# And the Divinyls proudkly carried that into the 90s with "I touch myself"
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
# especially after rocking the fuck out of the 80's!
Top Band!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:10, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:01, archived)
# NUTFUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:21, archived)
# lol
some parts of the 80's would have been total shit to have not had;
others ..........meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:13, archived)