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[challenge entry] SIGNS
This is how I wish it had ended.

From the Three Frame Movies challenge. See all 196 entries (closed)

(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)
# those crop circles look a bit like freebase
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Now THAT'S a film I'd watch.
A crappy little farm in Pennsylvania is attacked by an army of Freebases.

That scene where Mel cuts off that alien's fingers...
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)
# A patapom Freebase
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)
# God awful movie
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:51, archived)
# I can let the Sixth Sense slide; it wasn't too bad.
Signs was... meh, then it got worse from there with The Happening and the Last Airbender.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)
# I'm sure The Last Airbender
is a satirical swipe on action movies. Brass-eye for Hollywood.

(p.s. Don't forget The Village)
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Yep, that's just proved how forgettable that turd was.
Do you know what? Looking back on it, it definitely gives off a vibe like it's trying so hard to not give a shit about characters, story, common sense, etc.

I still reckon it was done on a drunken dare.
"What?! You think ah canna make a fucken' kid'sh film?! Fuck it, I'll shtart *wretch* writin' naaaaah..." and then he passed out.

I need a coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 18:01, archived)