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# N I N G B 3 T A ! ! ! ! - there, that's sorted your headaches out!

Yesterday, Kitty Fantastico and en Miss pHotoshop Bitch asked for Brian Blessed, Kitty also asked for Scott Bakula, Guillermo del Toro and P.J. Harvey (greedy cow).
And there wee a couple that I wanted to do... Chris O'Dowd and Sharon Osbourne.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 7:35, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 7:35, archived)
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Hah! Chris o'Dowd one is brilliant.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sun 9 Oct 2011, 7:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:27, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!


CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:33, archived)
# Ooh ta!
*scoffs the lot*
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:39, archived)
# I just noticed... It's mine tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:41, archived)
# Will you be creaming your own vag, then?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:40, archived)
# \o/

Yey we can have a Sunday B3taday Fry-Up!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:41, archived)
# fry up in about 2 hours
after my Sunday morning bike ride
:)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:42, archived)
# happy fellow-b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:46, archived)
# likewise!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:06, archived)
# \o/ Happy Candles Bryan
I'm drinking a nice cup of English Breakfast right now.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Ta very much :)
I have Assam.

Slurp.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:49, archived)
# I think I'll have a refreshing cup of my favourite tea...
...Earl Grey, hot!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:14, archived)
# don't you lot ever sleep?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Sleep? What's that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:53, archived)
# It's a period of unconsciousness between bouts of alcohol abuse but that's not important right now.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:56, archived)
# "between bouts" ???
That's where I was going wrong..

* Crack open an 'Old Peculiar' to have with his Bacon sarnie
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Old Peculiar?
a e

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:26, archived)
# All quality WB
Although I hate Sharon Osbourne.*

*Personally I mean, not your picture. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Don't worry, everyone hates her, it the law!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 9:54, archived)
# BRIAN, BAKULA, AND BRAINS
who could ask for more? then you added PJ Harvey \o/ :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Ning Maiden,,,
I didn't know who PJ Harvey was until yesterday and then I started listening to her... I thought her music was very nice, until I heard Pigs will not?
For the love of god, what is that about!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:40, archived)
# Best not even try to figure her out she's an enigma
it's would be like trying to figure out The Fall lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:42, archived)
# It's OK...
I have found the lyrics and it all makes perfect sense now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:56, archived)
# Woof!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:58, archived)
# all I can say to that is I am Damo Suzuki
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:58, archived)
# Idiot groups with no shape or form
Out of their heads on a quid of blow
Their shapeless keks flappin' on the storm
Look at what they are, a pack of worms, in
Idiot Joy Showland (rpt)

Freddie and the Dreamers, come on up
Hey, youth imitators! come on up
Hey, little singer, come on up
Show us yer house and show us yer cock, in
Idiot Joy Showland, etc
____

What's so hard to figure out?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Actually the first chorus makes sense although the second chorus is a little puzzling
maybe the second chorus is a take upon the fact that kids theseday are hooked on the dream of being pop stars rather than doing the mundane jobs they hate so much. That's just a wild stab at the meaning but I've never been great at interpreting symbolic meaning in lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Yay! Birthday Blessed!
Also, Jonathan Archer!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 9:13, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Oh Boy!
Ningletons.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 9:18, archived)
# ning Jeeves
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Ah, Scott.
Oh boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Also, Nings!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 9:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaagh
He wants to be the new chancellor of Cambridge Uni, don't you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:01, archived)
# MARVELOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Woo thats big
(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)
# minor TJ: found this little chap out and about today.


bigger: www.b3tards.com/u/be2610a790cc836ff076/echidna_1_500.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)
# What a prick...
...ly little fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)
# couple of hours at
160C should do it
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Brian Blessed hosted the HE Awards ceremony at the college I work at recently
Last year they had someone from The Apprentice to host it but they had a weedy voice and people at the back couldn't hear him, so rather than improving the amplification system or hiring a hall with better acoustics, they got Brian Blessed instead!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:32, archived)