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hey guys

let's talk creative. viral. let's do this now.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)

I have a vid of a walrus being milked, real footage, who wants to brand this thing?

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)

I did a nokia ad where it was all the bits of mickey rooney in breakfast at tiffanys but I dubbed it with even more racist engrish

Sling me some dollars yo

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:43, archived)

There's this other one where it's just a close up of my fist for 12 seconds

It has "I want to know what love is" by Foreigner going in the background.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:44, archived)

I'm also really good at slogans

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:45, archived)

Also I did this love song about an aborted baby who somehow retained consciousness in a jar of formaldehyde

I think this one is better suited to the stage however

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:46, archived)

Ok so imagine this:

A 2-hour/3 episode series about chinese people who really really want to be white.

They bleach their hair, get blue contact lenses and then eat cheese and drink red wine until they throw up everywhere.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)