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# *Writes first draft of sitcom screenplay - 'At home with the Mediocres'*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:29, archived)
# - Mediocre enters empty livingroom (audience laughs)
- *wanks*
- *cries*
- *wanks*
- *cries*
- *wanks*
- *cries* (nervous laughter)
- *wanks*
- *cries*
- *wanks*
- *cries*
- Police sets fire to house (audience goes bananas)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:35, archived)
# can i be the annoying/hot next door neighbour
that also wanks, cries and sets fire to your house while wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:37, archived)
# I saved a tutu just for the part!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:38, archived)
# oh hell yeah :D
i'm in
get your people to talk to my people and then we'll let the money people work out which people get the other people's person's purse
we can wank and cry while they work it out
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:41, archived)
# I'm not giving up creative control
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:43, archived)
# that's fair, we'll work something out
I's gotta wear that tutu :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Mediocre in the Middle
Story of a dysfunctional boy in a dysfunctional family who all wank and cry a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:38, archived)
# SCENE: a family picnic in the park
THE FATHER: - Hey, these aren't egg sandwiches
MEDIOCRE: - It's pure assmeat!
PASSERBY: *kicks dog*

*everyone dies* (wanking sounds from audience)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Well I'm sold, how soon can you rough out the script for the pilot?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:45, archived)
# I just told you the script

The entire scene will be shot with high speed cameras and slowed down to a 2x50 minute double pilot episode.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Oh... I envisaged it more that the dialogue/dog kick/dying would take up about 30 seconds
and the audience wanking sounds would take up a further 27 minutes, thus giving you a full episode
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Well that sound track we already have
https://audioboo.fm/boos/556461-slightly-shocked-by-this-from-woman-s-hour-today
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:01, archived)
# :)
I'd imagine a lot of that sort of thing goes on on radio.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Don't worry, I have material for at least 290 episodes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Surely that *is* the script for the pilot?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Well the assmeat bit I like, but I'm worried about the demographics of the audience
as far as dog kicking is concerned the older generation will love this but the younger generation might be a bit bored.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:56, archived)