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# if i die in tehran, phillip,
take my body back to canada and bury it with a side of kraft dinners!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Tehran..
You mean Terrance?
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 18:49, archived)
# "what are you doing scott?"
"i'm wishing can-sa on you with the power of my mind"
"CAN-SA? that's not very nice!"
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Oh! You farted!
Right on my head!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 18:54, archived)
# hey terrence, do you want a monkey claw?
sure, why not.
[...]
it's called a monkey claw because it feels like a monkey is clawing at my colon.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 18:57, archived)