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# Hummm tattoos...
loads of pics nicked from crap tattoo websites methinks.

In other news - FUCKSOCKS!!!

Missus working late, so I've picked up the sprog from nursery, fed her, entertained her, bathed her and got her in bed and asleep. Just called beer o'clock and there's no sodding beer in the house!.

I'm self-awarding this.



If only there was beer to spill...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:29, archived)
# *googles booze delivery*
maybe there's something like this in your area? www.booze-up.com/
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:03, archived)
# There is a similar service
But I don't think it delivers less than a crate, and that versus hanging on for half an hour till the relief team showed up didn't compute.

I was very close to sending my neighbour an urgent text message though. Wouldn't have worked - fucker was down the pub.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Drink whisky
Failing that, gin. Failing that, paintstripper. Failing that, lighter fluid.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Got a decanter (oh yeah, that's how I roll) of whisky in the cupboard...
but even I couldn't bring myself to hit the malt at 20 past 6!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)