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(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)
# bigger
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Oh come on, really?
You're really doing that over 39k? Scrolly longies justify being a bit bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)
# People have been known
to split long posts in 8 parts, each of which are 80kb or so. They rarely get flamed for doing so. Me, I'm happier seeing 37k over on an image that's honestly 37k over than someone obviously playing games to make it look like they're under.

But even more, I'm on work broadband and don't really care about filesizes unless they slow the page load absurdly like 3meg GIFs do.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)
# I split my one and only fp into bits.
Not to make it look smaller, but to account for the .gifs. The first section alone is 32k too big, and it totalled somewhere around 570k.
Not one fucker mentioned it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)
# That's just means you got away with purposely breaking the rules
People like you make me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)
# I posted a thread without a picture the other day and only maiden got slightly shirty with me.
Ever heard the term "double standards"?, well that's basically how society works.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)
# is that the thread where everyone asked you what the fuck you were doing and if you were drunk?
looked like more than just Maiden you annoyed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Chunder asked if I was drunk, He does that. It's our thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Ahahaha
That made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)
# One person told me to piss off. That was me, so that doesn't count.
b3ta.com/board/10681136
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)
# So, in conclusion, no. It wasn't that thread. The one you're describing never happened :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Wow, give the anarchist a cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Can I have a lolipop instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Please?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# I can... er...
give you something to lick and suck...

/sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Well in fairness if anybody else had done the same thing they would have been called c**t and the lot
so it is a double standard you got away with it due to your username that is all. And you kept deleting your replies to me in order to delete my replies to your replies and then post "are you feeling ok, maiden?" well no I wasn't feeling ok I was annoy at you acting like a dick but hey it's funny lol!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Isn't the point of the site to be funny, or try to be?
I was trying to make people laugh with a big silly fake flounce. I like to think I mainly succeeded, and that it helped the Rdli Hakkis mini-meme take off a bit. I am sorry you became the butt of that one particular part of the joke though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Stop being a dick, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)
# I said sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Funny with pictures you have made on /board funny with links you have found on /links
funny with chat on /talk. It's not about being a board nazi or Bored Nazi it's about people having worked hard on some projects to post on b3ta only to have it pushed off quicker than it should be because someone has decided to start a discussion thread that isn't an announcement from Rob or the mods. It wasn't like it was a slow night anyway and the majority of users were all ready to call you the "c" word then you did your little trick of changing from your comedy account name to this account and suddenly everyone was lol "it's only Mu mucking about"

There was plenty of posts involving pictures over the RIDL HAKKIS thing with to without the fake flounce.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Were there that many pictures by that point? It was right after the spawn post.
I had something to type here about double standards, but frankly, it wasn't funny so I won't bother. I'm sorry you didn't like my thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:42, archived)
# I was working on one and few others popped up not long after
the thing is with pictures they have to be sourced, photoshopped and uploaded. All you had to do was comedy account start a new thread.

Listen don't get me wrong I'm not a miserable bitch I like a good laugh but I would have thought you'd have known better all the years you have been on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Oh maiden, that was the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:04, archived)
# no I'm doing that over the number of times I had to scroll down
calm down it's only a website
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)
# 3,600k tall? Pah, child's play.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)
# 3,600,000 pixels tall qould be a bit long!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:55, archived)
# *does the no comments walk of shame
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)
# At the rate folks have been laying into you the last few days
Im surprised you even have the NERVE to post here again. SCUM!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)
# fuck you man!
*blows raspberry

EDIT: just logged out and saw the comments... pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)
# OoooOOOOoooOOOoohhh Clay has Happytoast on ignore
I don't blame you, he's a disgusting troll
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)
# oh come on, I only lived under that bridge for a year, give me a break
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:03, archived)
# So it was you who attacked that man in the iron suit :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# I'm still picking bits of brickwork out of my teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
# You could say that surviving on billy goats has made you a bit
gruff
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
# GRUFF! GEDDIT?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Ha. ha. ha.
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:49, archived)
# I can't lie
I think if a poster only comments on your stuff to consistently bait you, you have 2 choices: take the bait or flick ignore.
Saves wallowing in the anal misery. I'd highly recommend it if you just want to come here for a laugh and a bit of light relief like I do

EDIT:
I think I stuck him on ignore not longer after this post:
www.b3ta.com/board/10540440
2nd EDIT:
I notice too that since I logged out and just checked my earlier posts this weekend, he's still at it, persistant bugger, I'll give him that
www.b3ta.com/board/10679903

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Anal misery, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:06, archived)
# every site has em
24/7 posters who spend their life on the site. losing perspective. I shall say no more
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)
# no, do go on
although it's been quite some months since I appeared on the regular/stats page thing, but he wouldn't know that seeing as he has me on ignore and is just posting assumptions about me.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# *starts rendering a flounce image*
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)
# for me or him?
I'm not going anywhere, except when I wander off for a cup of tea or to watch telly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:08, archived)
# For him.
I'd miss your artwork if you vanished.

Edit: Actually, I've decided I can't be bothered. It's too much work for my current tastes. :)
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Oh dear.
Upsets.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# well you did ask Ellis
starting trouble again I see, unforgiven!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)
# I have that DVD, it's a good one- if a bit wincey,
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)
# she needed the work
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Things dried up after Treasure Hunt
Including her back passage.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
# hahhahaahahaha too far man, too far
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Kenneth Kendle was surprisingly "sprightly" though
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)
# I'm not surprised
"Stop the Clock" was a code word between Anneka and Kenneth which meant: "I'm going to be smearing my sweaty minge all over your glasses later, while massaging your grey-haired walnuts, so put the kettle on"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)
# I think I saw Kenneth Kendall's grey haired walnuts supporting Ned's Atomic Dustbin once
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Ahhhhhh
Happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Anneka Rice, Her Arse is Nice
was their only good track, but they put a lot of energy into their live performances.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)
# really?
*ah the edited post explains more, fair enough. Sticking your fingers in your ears when you post massive files is probably the better option than trying to fit in with the faq I suppose.
I do apologise for having dared suggest your art be altered.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Stop upsetting him with your miserable anus.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)
# it's a very sad arse, although as he says, remarkably easy to wallow in which is a bonus
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Wow - I thought you smelled bad on the *outside*
*escapes minus temperatures*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)
# It must really keep the... hippos... happy?
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# There is a another choice.
Don't take it srly, if someone has a go at you, remember the site contains elements of the awkward squad and piss-takes.
So what.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:55, archived)
# trust me I'm a patient man, it does takes some serious trolling before I do it.
I take my ribbing on the chin and deserve it most times. but this very clearly wasn't 'humourous piss taking'. And it had been going on for some time. repeatedly. for reasons only known to himself. 'Click' and the small irritant is gone. when you got the choice, why not exactly? So what? who cares? I'm not his psychiatrist, I don't care

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Are you sure it was me? I've never trolled you, or anyone else deliberately. In fact I recall we've had quite good conversations in the past
weird.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:00, archived)
# I've got an easy solution to this
1: Clay, take HappyToast off ignore and stop taking him seriously. Even if he's being serious about things, stop taking him seriously. (Also, if you post a 500k picture, try and optimise it down a bit.) Otherwise, carry on. I never saw that thread with the anti-FP bracket and I've now clicked it because it made me laugh. And I say that as someone who's complained about over-wide posts in the past.


2: HappyToast, you might want to add something in your signature about being easily misunderstood. It might stop people taking you seriously the whole time. Oh...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# pfffft you know your reply
was way past my bedtime and I only got to see it by not logging in.

but seriously I remember once happytoast told me via PM that he thought prodigy69 was turning the board against him after I messaged him to compliment him on a pic, he was even convinced the mods wre against him because he wasn't getting his required level of fps. Gives some insight into his mental state and how needy the little fucker is. Creating conflict in his wake with other posters I've seen, before I clicked ignore and board suddenly got brighter

I've been maintaining a dignified silence to his trolling for a few months (and not just to me) and those links I put up where just a few from a quick search of his comments which follow me around on this site.
www.b3ta.com/board/10682676
but why should anyone care if I put the liitle irritant on ignore? what does it matter to anyone else? and who cares? seriously? and why make excuses for someone who consistenly acts like that, with other posters too?

I think his mistake was trolling someone who cares not a fuck about what I say on teh board or how unpopular it may make me. To me its just a site I go to for some light relief. It's not the linch pin of my life like it's become for him. and his desperate need for validation.

The twit can be needy and troll somewhere else
bit harsh? tough, contrary to all appearances he's a grown up not some precocious delicate teenager

well you did ask! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Really? it's lucky I keep my Emails, they read like you are the one suggesting I need more FPs and that the mods are against you after they banned you
"its bizarre how (the mods) choose fps. have you pissed them off recently? I made that mistake once and was banned a while back by gettimg into an arguement with a certain one (I used to be "(name removed to protect identity as you requested)" - keep that one under your hat ;) ) they can be a temperamental bunch.
I've seen a few happytoast classics completely overlooked by them recently, I just wondered if there was a reason behind it?"

I then replied that I had an incredibly lucky run when I first started, but that they are not as prolific now. Not moaning, just commenting on facts.

P69 - we've always had a love hate relationship, I like the fella and love his pictures but can't change the way he often talks about me.

You also talked about other board members and mods, but I won't dredge them up in public as I think that is creating conflict on the board where it isn't required.

And to finish.... I think you'll find it was me who had complimented you on your picture. the one with the gorilla and the shiny hubcaps if memory serves.

Love and hugs, no offence taken, it's easy to missread things.

Happytoast

P.p.p.P.P.S I do apologise if you think I was trolling/nasty to you, I assume it is about file sizes and things. That's not being nasty, that's just my minor autism that thinks the FAQ is there for a reason and that leading by example helps the L platers.

P.P.s.P.S.ppP.S lets not do this online anymore, it's clearly a missunderstanding, gaz me if you want to clear it up. and feel free to delete your reply and therefore this one if you want to behave like adults.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:20, archived)
# it is strange
had you not baited me and just accepted I put you on ignore I wouldn't have dragged this up

funny how you don't include your mail replys then? the ones saying how you thought you pissed off the mods too althouh alot more seriously than I suggested it in jest? if you're going to post a pm why not them all? aswell as your own?

and i notice since taking you off ignore you are still keeping it up :this from over the weekend:
www.b3ta.com/board/10679903

the sincere olive branch was offered to you long ago at my puzzlement over your constant baiting, and you chose to ignore it. had it been just one I think its clear it wouldn't have been trolling. But we both know how often you've been doing so lets drop your coy clueless cunt act shall we. Like I said I have no idea why you particilarly do it. I don't care to be honest. I just know I got tired of it and ignored you. Yet still this didn't seem adequate for you. Sorry if I remain unconvinced by the your sudden nice guy approach, I suspect this is because it is now being discussed publically.


and like i said , I care not a fuck about what I say here but It seems you do even censoring what you said now I see. allways with an eye on the audience ;)

given your commnents about how you think prodge is 'turning the board against you". Yep I have the Pms too. funny how you keep saying it's only a website. when to you it clearly isn't. Has it occured to you that to some of us just come here for a bit of light relief? to some of us it's not the linch pin of our existence to post pictures about how depressed you are for constant validation and attention.

don't like it? tough. I think I'm entitled to say something given the silence I've maintained on the subject

turn your computer off go for a walk, take a reality check. you obssessive needy twit

it will do you good.

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:33, archived)
# If you want to leave it up its fine
I'm offering an olive branch because I repeat for the umpteenth time I have never intended any malice.
I don't deny I mention file sizes, it's a hard habit to shake because it's what I was brought up believing when I joined/observed b3ta. But in no way is it meant to annoy/offend/troll. It's almost sub concious and I definitely annoyingly say it to everyone with the same polite and clearly wearing tone.

That link, odd that P69 deleted his reply which called you a cunt more directly. But yes, I stand by that cheeky and rude remark, you were trolling the board with your super wide anti fp thing which came across as very needy ;) You were being cheeky (I believed) so I was cheeky in response.

Again it's not malicious, just b3ta. People get called far worse but it is in jest, or ribbing at worst.

And I'm not denying I'm a sensitive flower at times or that I use b3ta as an outlet, I'm borderline autistic like most people here. B3ta is like moths to a flame for mental artists.

But for all the hilarious cartoon suicide pictures I post I still know its b3ta and the internet, nonsense and emptiness, like shouting at a wall.

right, that's enough friendly rabbiting, I've got to go cook my tea.
gaz me fella and lets sort this out. I think its a case of two very like minded individuals bumping in to each other and being confused by the similarities.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:48, archived)
# let me give you an honest reply
I care not a jot. and neither should you. I am a stranger on the internet. flick me on ignore, If you have to as I will with you. like I said I only mentioned all this in response to constant prompting. I have no wish to discuss this anymore than you do. I care not a fuck . If you are sincere and are not just playing to your audience, I suggest you take your own advice, and stop going on about it. Why should you give a flying fuck if I ignore you?

Keep me out of the neediness or any other bollocks you want to play in future. I come here for some light relief. Not to get embroiled with obssesive needy types with issues who have a site on the internet as the axis upon which their world revolves.

good luck with that

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:55, archived)
#
i assumed everyone did
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:31, archived)
# TL:CBA
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)