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# I didn't touch on that, yeah.
In all my anti-yiffery I've ended up making a fair number
of very yiff pics. And I've posted my share of JJ fanboying.

That said, try battered haddock. Then leash him while he eats it.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
# ahaha
i just remembered i did this
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# a heartrending tale
of youthful innocence burned out in the napalm fires, of lives shattered and twisted by the brutal war, of a nation's betrayal of its heroes, of the effort for a hero to ever love, to ever trust, to ever view humanity through the eyes of the purblind, the dragging, cloying mass of protestors and peaceniks and hippies preaching their love for all while teenagers massacre teenagers for a stinking stretch of burned-out jungle
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)
# i'm a genius author
please, buy my books
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)
# I was looking for Boris T. Spider on Amazon but found fuck-all :(
Apart from books about the Who, for some reason.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Pity :(
You can find stuff in my profile if you're really interested, though Amazon force me to horribly overcharge for them.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Ahh, I see~ *bookmarks* I'll keep it in mind :D
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:34, archived)
# :)
Give it about five or six months and I should have enough stories to issue an anthology and that will be a lot more sensibly priced. I'm hoping for twelve stories or so, for about four quid. That's the kind of cost (with a small discount) I wanted for short stories in the first place, but Amazon won't let me sell for less than 99c.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Got it :D I'll keep an eye open.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)
# until then you can find a couple for free on smashwords
more to come when i can be bothered
a) writing them
b) making covers
some days i find i can only do one, others i can only do the other, while most days i can't seem to do either. plan for tomorrow: take a break mid-afternoon and sit in a cafe writing and drinking ludicrously over-priced cups of coffee.

this post is bought to you by boris the spider's personal blog limited
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# "Johnny? Johnny! JOHNNY!!"
"They said we'd get a parade... When I came home I got spat on... Where's my parade, Uncle Sam?"

"Bring up the flame-thrower, they're in the trees! IN THE TREES!"

What do I do for recreation? Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional 'Nam flashback.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:37, archived)
# He needs a big sword to go with all that emo shit.
[/;-P
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)
# *emits black bile from eye-sockets*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)