*Sorry
*I don't know how to 'pick up' women
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Sat 19 Apr 2003, 12:26,
archived)
> Ask if their melons are soft or ripe.
*You get a slap.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Sat 19 Apr 2003, 12:35,
archived)