It was a great Macintosh game that was never made...

I spent hours never playing it.

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( bigdave, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:04, archived)

Reminds me
why I never owned a Mac ;P
( fuzzbucket, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:06, archived)

It was 9 inches
of black and white goodness! You could see a good third of a page in a way that looked something like you'd end up printing out on a behemoth printer.

My AppleWriter weighed 3 whole stones!
( bigdave, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:08, archived)

While I was sat
there with a ZX Spectrum and a thermal receipt printer :)
( fuzzbucket, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:09, archived)

I bet that was handy
for printing school work!

I still have it all knocking around somewhere. The mac needs a bit of fixing mind.
( bigdave, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:11, archived)

Nah, I went to
one of those "handwriting" schools. ;o)
The Mac does need fixing, yes.
( fuzzbucket, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:14, archived)

I'm left handed
with a habit of smudging what I've written and I write in teeny tiny handwriting.
( bigdave, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:24, archived)

You cheeky rascal you!
I nearly misread that...
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:18, archived)

You didn't think I meant
a coloured mans winky-woo did you?
( bigdave, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:20, archived)

Me?
Surely not.
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:28, archived)

I love the fact it says
"Mouse button"

I couldn't live without a right click:'(
( Az The Spaz, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:09, archived)

I like having
A mouse wheel, 3rd, 4th and 5th mouse buttons too...

Hell, more mouse buttons, it saves me having to use my other hand on the keyboard!
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:14, archived)

I have a mac
and I have a three button wheel mouse.
I've had at least two buttons on my mac since 1997.
you pc users are going to have to come up with a better complaint than that one about macs. it's all I ever hear. "macs are shit because they only have one mouse button and I can't play such-and-such game on it and I can't afford it."
well, 1) hasn't been true for years. 2) buy a playstation. playing games on a computer is gay. 3) you get what you pay for. I chose to be poorer and have a better computer.
4) hi fuzzbucket! I saw some funny pictures of you taken just mere hours ago! and you looked wasted in them already? what state are you in now?
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:14, archived)

Zog! Zogzogzog!
I am fine now. See how I type stuff? In truth I am making swet love to my bong.
( fuzzbucket, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:16, archived)

did you pass out
and sleep off a few pints?
they didn't say anything, you just looked sort of 2 1/2 sheets.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:19, archived)

I looked what?
I've just been drinkin.
( fuzzbucket, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:23, archived)

Anything where I have to drag my cd's and disks to the
trash can to ekect them is a worrying sign. The fact that the macs in our computing lab won't let me play audio cd's on them.

Havn't tried os X though...
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:18, archived)

It's purty
just puts some things in odd spots, but other than that.

Top of my list to santa: G4 Tower + 20" LCD display.
( bigdave, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:21, archived)

it's totally different
it does do some weird stuff.
but I think they're trying to retrain old mac users to do new better tricks, like stop using list displays and start using the new multiple folders thingy.
sure, there are things about it that piss me off, that's inherent in any tool.
I dunno, I hear great things about windows XP, maybe it's really good too.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:24, archived)

xp's okay
bit too flashy runs things more slowly than 98. Still crashes: my computer just freezes every week or so...
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:28, archived)

sigh
apple+E ejects CDs.
macs will play audio CDs, unless someone has programmed them not to, or your macs are from the early nineties/late eighties.
osx rekindled my love for mac. just before that I was saying, "you know...these aren't that fucking great. maybe I'll get a new pc next time I buy." then osx came out and life is good.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:21, archived)

OSX=
Another corporate UNIX
But I am on 2K right now so you rule.
( fuzzbucket, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:26, archived)

hehe
.
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:28, archived)

It's all the excuse I need!!!
They look cute enough...

Can you get XP on them then?...NO?...erm...I'll settle for Windows 2000 then...Can you get that?...What?

:)
( Az The Spaz, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:20, archived)

I object to 2
do you mean "playing games on a pc is STRAIGHT"?
( mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:23, archived)

no, playing games on
a ps2 is straight.
oh hell, stop taking me seriously! I didn't mean really like, gay.
I have nothing against gays! look, fuzzbuckets gay and I love him! because I'm gay too!
your all gay!
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:26, archived)

no!
your all gay

(so nurr!)
( mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:28, archived)

Apostrophe.
bitch.
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:29, archived)

hmm
guess you're new here?
( mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:34, archived)

ancient b3ta running gag
cunt.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:37, archived)

Zog, I still think about that
magical night in the blues house chipper, where you showed a fish n chips some sweet lovin'. Makes me a firm gent, that thought.
( fuzzbucket, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:34, archived)

so fuzzbucket
you cute?
( mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:35, archived)

Cute as
the goatse photoshoot, baby.
( fuzzbucket, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:38, archived)

hmmm!
let me see!
( mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:41, archived)

ps
love your Rocky/Stallone hybrid!
( mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:42, archived)

Thanks bro!
/me blushes
( fuzzbucket, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:51, archived)

yes
but - credit where its due!


so you look like Frankenfurter, then?
( mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:54, archived)

So you sorted out your mouse.
Now you just need a decent computer ;)
( mofaha : life during wartime, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:19, archived)