To quote somebody else:
People say Fred was a great dancer. But Ginger did everything he did. Backwards. In heels.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:16,
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I bet I know who parked the car when they rocked up to the theatre.
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:32,
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A chauffeur, undoubtedly
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:52,
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