In the toilet
not as impressive as it sounds
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eponymous Oh!,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:48,
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I've never pissed in any kind of religious structure but I once did a poo on a picnic table.
That didn't impress anybody either.
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Shlvng,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 1:16,
archived)