One day, when he was feeling naughty, Mr. Bunnsy looked over the hedge into Farmer Fred's field and saw it was full of fresh green lettuces. Mr. Bunnsy, however, was not full of lettuces. This did not seem fair.
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Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:08,
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so naughty Mr. Bunnsy took some lettuces
and replaced them with chocolatey eggses!
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Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:12,
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However, chocolatey eggses are not lettuces, and due to a complex legal framework the farmer lost his CAP subsidy and was on the verge of bankruptcy
the farmer was very sad, so he took Mr shotgun out of his little shotgun cabinet and blew his skull apart smearing the wall behind him in farmer's head juice and he collapsed on the ground in a pool of blood.
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Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:27,
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