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# Apparently five years is a decent innings for the little fellas.
Makes sense, really, considering they're primary function on earth is for bigger things to eat the total fuck out of them.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:38, archived)
# you know the best send off?
viking funeral
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Ha, weirdly when my rabbit died in 2007 I said I gave her a Viking funeral to the people at work.
Most nodded as if it were a completely normal thing to say.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# By Viking funeral I hope you mean roasted in a pie.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:57, archived)
# She was no spring chicken, so I dare say the flesh wouldn't have been up to edible standards.
Also, fuck making pies. Too much fucking about. If anything, just stick your deceased pets in the microwave. Two bits of bread, job done.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Old you say?
In that case, casserole. 5 hours in the oven will tenderise anything.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Except my cock.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:58, archived)