A woodpecker, a woodpecker and a woodpecker were in a bar drinking somewhere in South AmericaThey noticed a pot of money in the corner and asked the barman what was it there for. 'Well' said the barman 'that is there for the taking for anyone who can 1:Drink a full bottle of tequila in two minutes 2:Go into that box over there with a lion inside and pull a thorn from the lions foot. 3: finally go upstairs and make love to a 100 year old woman'. What happens if we fail they enquired. 'If ye fail and survive', the barman said, 'ye'll be sold as sex-slaves to a local tribe'. Despite the risks they said they would try it. Woodpecker number 1 goes first and after half the tequila he collapses drunk and is taken away to be sold. Woodpecker number 2 is next. He downs the tequila and staggers to the lion cage.The door is closed and there is a quick scream as he is eaten alive by the lion, unable to defend himself. Woodpecker number 3 drinks the tequila and stumbles towards the lions den. The door is closed behind him and almost immediately there are the most spine-curdling screams and shouts coming from the cage which lasts all of ten minutes.There is banging up against the sides of the box and everything and then silence. The woodpecker emerges battered,bleeding and torn - 'now' he says ' where is that lady with the thorn in her foot?'
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:11,
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there are a lot of Cornish barmen in South America
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:14,
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