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# I would like to borrow this scale for books.
edit: also, how did your computer do a shit? Did it eject a floppy or exude a diarrhoeal series of boot fails?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:16, archived)
# It actually fell over while saying "never again man, my heads fucking done in"`
then it drowned in a pool of it's own effluvia and burst into flames, then a marching band walked over it, then a steamroller, then a satellite fell on it and died and died.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:23, archived)
# have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?
*doh!* sorry riverghost!
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:24, archived)
# The pope won't let me.
The pope.. he fucking stymies my plans!! but one day, one day man, on that day, woah.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:26, archived)
# fucking popes.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Is that the first stanza of the rite which summons that most ancient of anti-popish demon, Imchokedacron?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:47, archived)
# only if you're naked and smeared in chickenblood
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Does bloodied with chicken-smear count?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:54, archived)
# cor! it does in my book! come 'ere darling!
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Sounds like one of the motherboard's capacitors has failed.
Bum, I should have said "mobo" to sound all geeky and shit.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:25, archived)
# sounds more like the psu has took a shit
checking a spare one now

edit: so much for the spare, that had the 12v going down to 10v and wobbling about.

either the board's lost it's mental or I got two fucked supplies.

Knowing my luck I have 2 fucked supplies and 1 frazzled mental board :D

ah well, TO THE EMPORIUMS! (once I get my celery wired up and get my passwords of the hopefully not fucked hd from old machine)...
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Aw man, mis-wired celery is a right bitch.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:49, archived)
# least it's not the courgette
they're well expensive
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:54, archived)
# eggplant
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:57, archived)
# zucchini
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:11, archived)
# that is still a courgette
deduct two points.
Also: leek.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:12, archived)
# aubergine
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:16, archived)
# that is still an eggplant.
deduct four pints. Points.
Lettuce
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:19, archived)
# *see sig for details*
you little gem, you
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Gah!
Award me five points for thinking of Iced Gems. Mmmm.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:47, archived)
# *awards five points*
*craves*
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:50, archived)
# i wish i had spare PSUs
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:04, archived)
# yes, it's great having spares that are broken
:D
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:07, archived)
# What you need is
a bin
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:09, archived)
# I got one
but it's broken
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:29, archived)