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# I hearby invoke the power of gayshift to bring you.... INCONSEQUENTIAL ART (episode 1)







You'd let Dr Dyslexia get away with this, damn it

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
# yiff yiff meow grr yiff yiff


Click for yiffery (48 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Question - if a cyclops has one eyebrow... is it still called a monobrow?
p.s. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# hmm
maybe the nominal nomenclature is "brow" or "cybrow"

This warrants extensive study by skilled specimen examiners.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Cybrow
i like this and shall now use it isntead of a monobrow
You sir are a genius
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Tonight, I have saved the world!
*Stares proudly across the prairie to see the burning city in the distance.*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Yiff yiff meow meow meow yiff yiff grrr grrr! honk TOOT TOOT brrrrrrrrrrrb
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:08, archived)
# *joins in*
www.b3tards.com/u/d03ec72263e23ed4c51e/nakedfox.jpg

It's not very NSFW, honest.
You can't see anything. In fact, is this really worth clicking in the grand scheme of things?

Yes, I'm drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:09, archived)
# FOX NEEDS TOILET, STAT.
Does anyone have a fox shaped stat for a toilet? It's needed urgently.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:10, archived)
# i THOUGHT IT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Let's try that again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:11, archived)
# I thought it was Stat who was supposed to get the toilet for fox
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:12, archived)
# now I have slight confusion
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:19, archived)
# And so Foxworth's new artistic slant slowly, inexorably, shifts back towards yiffery.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:12, archived)
# It's a one-off, honest!
Remember, this could have been much worse.
MUCH.
MUCH.
WORSE.

EDIT: Fuckin' A! Full Metal Jacket's on TCM.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:15, archived)
# "Eve of War type DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNN*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# The chances of Bourbon contin'uin to Yiff - A million to one he said.
THE CHANCES OF BOURBON CONTIN'UIN TO YIFF - A MILLION TO ONE! A MIIILLION TO OOOONE!

YET STILL FOX CUMS!

For anyone who doesn't get the reference
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Next track: The Red Bush
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:20, archived)
# The Foxtrooper and the Yiffing Machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Next time: HUMAN YI-
What IS human yiff? Someone once told me it was "puh-orr-un-oh?"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# I hear they only have a little bit of fur... the rest is just skin :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:25, archived)
# FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:26, archived)
# They don't even have tails.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Just done a scribble of one of those "hyoo-men" animals.
I'll probably put it up tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Woo! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Based on an entirely original story by Plargar Risé
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:00, archived)
# I'm a huge fan.
My favourites are Mad Mack 2, Steel Man and The Bat Ninja Goes Up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:15, archived)
# I loved the 4 exploding Eiffel towers scene with the airship and the F15 flying through the airship with the hail of missiles where the guy leaps out of the exploding plane
just in time to hand the hot chick her trusty Titanium sword so she could chop up the alien mastermind with the furious arms made of fire in Star Ninja Man Convoy where Eagles Tobruk.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:21, archived)
# How that film didn't get an Oscar is beyond me.
The most riveting thing I've seen in cinema since this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ65-FabVHU
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:29, archived)
# woah
that is .. epic
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Reb Brown, unsung action hero.
Just as good this topic came up actually, as here he is in a blatant Rambo First Blood Part 2 ripoff.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvzQ4tep610

As bad as it sounds, this film is pretty fucking metal.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:01, archived)
# I love you, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# :)
You win a prize for "Japan, about which I have no preconceptions of any kind".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:07, archived)
# not to give away any plot points but.. the obivous... is .. well, correlation and causality are always linked, or something.
I guess I may have to make some more of these :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:09, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:09, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Why? I'll tell you why
Does a toaster not look out of the window, with a tear on its level, watching the magnificent geese, as they sail into the sky, heading south, for XMAS dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:05, archived)
#
Puncher and Wattmann it is established beyond all doubt that in view of the
labors of Fartov and Belcher left unfinished for reasons unknown of Testew and
Cunard left unfinished it is established what many deny that man in Possy of
Testew and Cunard that man in Essy that man in short that man in brief in spite
of the strides of alimentation and defecation wastes and pines wastes and pines
and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the
strides of physical culture the practice of sports such as tennis football
running cycling swimming flying floating riding gliding conating camogie skating
tennis of all kinds dying flying sports of all sorts autumn summer winter winter
tennis of all kinds hockey of all sorts penicillin and succedanea in a word I
resume flying gliding golf over nine and eighteen holes tennis.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:17, archived)
# "show me on the man who touched you where the man who touched you touched you"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:25, archived)
# I will be sure to do so, once I arrive.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
# This looks like the start of something monumental
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# disturbingly, I can think of further plot elements.
Possibly based on real life events :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:07, archived)
# YIFF
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:07, archived)
# and how!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Can I be your carrayzee foreign fan?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:12, archived)
# If you have to ask
probably not crazy enough
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Are you an insane japanese nekomimi?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:17, archived)
# No, but I promise to revert to Dutch while being miffed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:21, archived)
# oh my!
I'm positively trembling with tipation.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:25, archived)
# NA'VI
NA'VI
NA'VI
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:12, archived)
# NA'VI!!!!!
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:22, archived)
# NAAA'VIIII!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:30, archived)
# .......-end flat simulation-.......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:14, archived)
# It's all downhill from here
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# HIRALY! I never forgive jorryjack!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 23:38, archived)
# CUT OFF ANGRY HEAD BLOODS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 0:01, archived)
# You misspelled backwards denizens
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 1 Jul 2012, 18:15, archived)
# close enough
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:54, archived)