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(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)

indeed you are

woo
( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)

wasnt
this done and done and done and done?
(popey, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)

2 here
b3ta.com/board/852397
( dutchbird, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)

Curses.
You are indeed correct. I shall hang my head in shame (especially seeing as theirs was MUCH better.)
*laz puts himself back on his shelf*
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 17:16, archived)

"My house burned down this morning,
and my friends they came around,
I saved the master recordings, but my girl was not to be found.
I ran inside the studios, to
save the tape machine,
But my girlfriend she was fast asleep, locked up inside some dream."

"I wonder if this is the way to Escape From Noise."
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 17:16, archived)

Naaa
the other 40 of 50 people that have done it on here probably were
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)

that is so bizarre
i was in a pub at the weekend and they had a MORTAL WOMBAT fruit machine
/FACT
(harrypsauce, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 17:16, archived)

My local pub
used to have a "Manic Streak Features" fruit machine.
( dr_fonz, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 17:23, archived)