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# The shittest 'not news' story ive read in recent years that reached the top of the charts on the BBC news site was this:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-18532670
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Man plays game.
Wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:38, archived)
# This one is by far my recent favourite.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18692830
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Oh for fucks sake
"It is thought some viewers may have mistaken the programme for a documentary"

How fucking thick are some people on this planet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:54, archived)
# I'm hoping a vast majority of said viewers were 5 year-olds
because there's no way a half-way intelligent adult could think fucking mermaids exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:11, archived)