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[challenge entry] BRIGHT LIGHT! BRIGHT LIGHT!

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(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:35, archived)
# no fuck after midnight
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Well that's a relief as my front bottom is worn out with your insatiable demands
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:53, archived)
# i never touched your bottoms, they were like that when i got there
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:03, archived)
# *dips in water*
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:41, archived)
# I never got that.
I imagine mogwais have SOME water in their bodies, as do all mammalian creatures, so why aren't they going batshit crazy and asexually reproducing all the time?

I look into this sort of thing way too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:46, archived)
# At what time after midnight did it become safe to feed them again?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:06, archived)
# After Eight
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:07, archived)
# No those are the waffer thin mint chocolates.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Plus, it's always midnight somewhere in the world.
And why would an animal give a shit about a man-made construct such as hours and minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Never look behind the curtain!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:52, archived)
# And never split up!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:06, archived)
# There's a real gremlin in my cab!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Pfffft
I bet he's got Slut Smurf in there with him.

I always picture her in a massive blue gangbang brought on by her provocative way of dressing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:07, archived)