sometimes
american beer is like making love in a canoe:fucking close to water...

;)
renfah.net
(renfah, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 3:46, archived)

pardon my slightly drunk jingoism
but outside the USA, what you call beer is known as very cold water
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 3:53, archived)

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making love to an american bear is like shoving a canoe up your water chute
(steeev, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 4:10, archived)