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# there are an infinate amount of numbers
there are also an infinite amount of even numbers AND and infinite amount of odd numbers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:59, archived)
# Yes, but they only have to *deal with* those three.
Something either eventually equals something else: 1/1=1, 1*1=1
or it eventually vanishes: 0/x=0, 0*x=0
or it approaches infinity: 1/0=∞.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:16, archived)
# An infinate number of mathematicians walk into a bar
The first orders a pint, the second orders half a pint, the third orders a quarter of a pint, the fourth an eighth of a pint, and so on...

The barman shouts STOP! And pours 2 pints.



/nerdiest joke ever
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Haha
Bit unfair on the poor mathematicians, though, having to divide up the pints by themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)
# well it was a busy lunchtime
and he was running short of glasses
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:31, archived)