Clearly you've never seen The Prisoner!
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:43,
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Other round thing to fear: a pea (roast).
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:21,
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