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[challenge entry] TWANG!

From the Sex-up Literature challenge. See all 169 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:01, archived)
# THREADRUSH
I'm replying to one halfway down because "Charles Dick Ins" always makes me laugh. I once wrote a story where Dickens was acting as defence lawyer for Jesus, who was on trial for having sex with his own mother and violating Old Testament law. The trial quickly degenerated into Satan mocking Dickens' name, including the line "Oh, I'm sorry, Mr Dick-inside-two-women".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:21, archived)
# I think I saw the poster campaign in Waterstones.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:26, archived)
# I lost money on those
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:28, archived)
# haha
I once had to illustrate Holmes and Watson in a homosexually, suggestive pose.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:34, archived)
# Are you free to post it up?
I'd imagine choosing a scene to illustrate was as easy as picking up a random Sherlock Holmes story and pointing at a random page.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:29, archived)
# I like his cider
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:40, archived)
# I like his cider apples
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Dick ins
you forgot A SALE OF TWO TITTIES
(BRICKBAT, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:46, archived)