My mom's sofa is like thatIf anyone wants to actually sit on it, they have to chuck all the cushions off first. Its silly.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:31,
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Just sit on the cushionsIf she complains just ask "Well where the fuck am I meant to SIT on these fucking things? What the fuck was the point filling the fucking sofa with fucking cushions if I'm not meant to sit on them or lean on them? For fuck's SAKE Mum, it's always like this! FUCKING HELL."
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boris the spider,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:17,
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Right, Boris, GO TO YOUR ROOM IMMEDIATELY.No pocket money for you this week, either.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:21,
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