Let me...you tell Kitten to leave Koit alone. He is a fantastic chap with astonishing personal magnetism. His underpants are changed frequently and he is no stranger to Colgate. He has been sorely let down by the frankly troubled wimmin in his nearly-Welsh town and deserves better. So there.
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Uncle Joe,
Sat 26 Apr 2003, 2:18,
archived)