As the National Rifle Association say:
Nuns dont people, people kill people

[edit] and monkeys do too (if they've got a nun)
/izzard

From the Nuns challenge. See all 655 entries (closed)

( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:37, archived)

don't u think that nuns people? ;)
she's rather happy though..
( loko, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:38, archived)

that
certainly nuns me..
(RowdsterDelux, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:46, archived)

a nun on a killing spree is the sum of all fears
(rotating bread, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:40, archived)

wouldn't the sum of all fears be 18?

( anno domini hiatus, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:41, archived)

17.85
but with rounding...
( martian, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:41, archived)

arrrgh!!
the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !!
( Tedmus, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:42, archived)

ok
if a=1, l=12, f=6, e=5, r=18, and s=19, the sum of all fears is:

1+12+12+6+5+1+18+19 = 74
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:47, archived)

wow!
so what't the square of all fears?
( 0nyx, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:54, archived)

umm..
see below :)
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:55, archived)

wouldn't that be (sigma:all fears)^2
so oughtn't it be more like something else?
( 0nyx, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:59, archived)

probably/
maybe/
yes/
no*

*delete as appropriate
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 13:02, archived)

Bye bye
I'm off to get a life...
( 0nyx, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 13:04, archived)

what about
the root of all fears?
( emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:59, archived)

That would be a swede
I hate swede boiled mushy school-dinners slop moan moan
( 0nyx, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 13:02, archived)

From below,

          (all fears) = 1477440
.'. (all fears)^(1/2) = (1477440)^(1/2)
                      = 1215.4999 (8 sig. figs.)

I'm not even going to try to do a root thing
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 13:06, archived)

(all fears) = aČeflČrs
            = 1Č . 5 . 6 . 12Č . 18 . 19
            = 1 . 5 . 6 . 144 . 18 . 19
            = 1477440.

.'. (all fears)Č = 1477440Č
                 = 2182828953600.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 13:02, archived)

hmmm the product of all fears
*SQUARED*

Well I know I'm scared ;)
( 0nyx, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 13:04, archived)

anyway. Time for the patented "Relevent Repost Reply"
(c)2003 RRR Technologies, Inc.


( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:58, archived)

you can take my nun
if you prise it out of my cold, dead hands.
( martian, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:42, archived)

hahahahaha

( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:43, archived)