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[challenge entry] As the National Rifle Association say:
Nuns dont people, people kill people

[edit] and monkeys do too (if they've got a nun)
/izzard

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(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:37, archived)
# don't u think that nuns people? ;)
she's rather happy though..
(I helped save b3ta! loko, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:38, archived)
# that
certainly nuns me..
(RowdsterDelux, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:46, archived)
#
a nun on a killing spree is the sum of all fears
(rotating bread, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:40, archived)
# wouldn't the sum of all fears be 18?
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:41, archived)
# 17.85
but with rounding...
(martian, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:41, archived)
# arrrgh!!
the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !! the 18 !!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:42, archived)
# ok
if a=1, l=12, f=6, e=5, r=18, and s=19, the sum of all fears is:

1+12+12+6+5+1+18+19 = 74
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:47, archived)
# wow!
so what't the square of all fears?
(I helped save b3ta! 0nyx, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:54, archived)
# umm..
see below :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:55, archived)
# wouldn't that be (sigma:all fears)^2
so oughtn't it be more like something else?
(I helped save b3ta! 0nyx, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:59, archived)
# probably/
maybe/
yes/
no*

*delete as appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 13:02, archived)
# Bye bye
I'm off to get a life...
(I helped save b3ta! 0nyx, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 13:04, archived)
# what about
the root of all fears?
(I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:59, archived)
# That would be a swede
I hate swede boiled mushy school-dinners slop moan moan
(I helped save b3ta! 0nyx, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 13:02, archived)
#
From below,
          (all fears) = 1477440
.'. (all fears)^(1/2) = (1477440)^(1/2)
                      = 1215.4999 (8 sig. figs.)


I'm not even going to try to do a root thing
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 13:06, archived)
# 
(all fears) = a²efl²rs
            = 1² . 5 . 6 . 12² . 18 . 19
            = 1 . 5 . 6 . 144 . 18 . 19
            = 1477440.

.'. (all fears)² = 1477440²
                 = 2182828953600.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 13:02, archived)
# hmmm the product of all fears
*SQUARED*

Well I know I'm scared ;)
(I helped save b3ta! 0nyx, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 13:04, archived)
# anyway. Time for the patented "Relevent Repost Reply"
(c)2003 RRR Technologies, Inc.

(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:58, archived)
# you can take my nun
if you prise it out of my cold, dead hands.
(martian, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:42, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 12:43, archived)