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Inspired by something* on the radio this morning.

Bigger?
* i.e. the exact same joke, except for the chippendales and visual realisation.

Bigger?
* i.e. the exact same joke, except for the chippendales and visual realisation.
From the Nuns challenge. See all 654 entries (closed)
( , Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:14, archived)

I just want to get a post under that there widdecombe thing...
I was rudely awakened last night by a cat in my kitchen... What am ah gonna do? I let the fat fucker out.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:17,
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I was rudely awakened last night by a cat in my kitchen... What am ah gonna do? I let the fat fucker out.

unless it was your cat that is.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:18,
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and carried it inside
gave it a telling off
and put it in it's basket
and then realised it WASN'T our cat....
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:21,
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gave it a telling off
and put it in it's basket
and then realised it WASN'T our cat....

did you feed it also?
i'm trying to keep the cat off my garden.
spen the bank holiday landscaping and moving tonnes of slate & gravel, and the local cats(there are a lot for such a small road) decide that the gravel is the best place for them to have a shit. any ideas, bar shooting them, to stop them doing it?
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:26,
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i'm trying to keep the cat off my garden.
spen the bank holiday landscaping and moving tonnes of slate & gravel, and the local cats(there are a lot for such a small road) decide that the gravel is the best place for them to have a shit. any ideas, bar shooting them, to stop them doing it?

i was thinking of something like that yeasterday, but was too busy to do it.
Well done for doing my work for me, would you like to come here and do my work all the time and then i could spend all day shopping stuff and reading b3ta. i can't pay you, of course, but there is free tea and coffe makeing facilities avalible and biscuits on wednesday.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:17,
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Well done for doing my work for me, would you like to come here and do my work all the time and then i could spend all day shopping stuff and reading b3ta. i can't pay you, of course, but there is free tea and coffe makeing facilities avalible and biscuits on wednesday.