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(AdrianJ, Fri 10 Jul 2015, 11:19, archived)
# My Cartwright's Bum-Sanitiser keeps playing up too..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 10 Jul 2015, 13:21, archived)
# Thank you for your feedback.
Simply return the sanitiser, along with your faulty bum, to our Customer Services Department, and they will investigate your issues. Call our premium rate Helpline to obtain a Returns Number and please ensure you quote this twelve-thousand digit code in all future correspondence.
(AdrianJ, Fri 10 Jul 2015, 13:53, archived)
# I don't have a receipt. It was a present from my Arch-Nemesis. IS THAT A PROBLEM©?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 10 Jul 2015, 14:17, archived)