Well since nobody else has gone with idioms I'll vote for that, even things out a bit
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Wed 14 Jun 2017, 11:27,
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sock more tea vicar?,
Wed 14 Jun 2017, 11:35,
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I commend this answer to the house
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dirk speedrift Sit doon,
Wed 14 Jun 2017, 12:01,
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