How can a 4000 calorie eating contest be an artistic event?Please explain the rules as precisely as you can.
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brb shitting dahlias,
Sat 31 Jul 2021, 19:03,
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Surely the contest had already started and at 0.52 after his first bite of a chicken kiev the sensation of the garlic butter running out of the kiev into his mouth had set Docherty off into a reverie in which he recalled chicken kievs he was served while living in an army garrison in his youth. Clearly this was then broken as the discipline he encountered kicked in so he manages to finish in just over 40 minutes.
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Sat 31 Jul 2021, 19:50,
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