bit crap really


bloody thing's after my grapes now
( Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:02, archived)

that looks dirty...

( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:02, archived)

it
really does!
( Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:03, archived)

?? why ??
it bathes regularly in the bird bath....
( M3Essential cumming on your stomach and rubbing it in since, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:04, archived)

ha ha
www.b3ta.com/board/1253014

clicky!
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 23 May 2003, 20:13, archived)

its a Squildo!

( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:04, archived)

Hahaha!
I love it!
( EvS, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:05, archived)

you could make a mint on that..
I know id buy one..
( Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:05, archived)

I would too.
As an ornament..you understand.
( dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:06, archived)

A bum ornament?
( EvS, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:07, archived)

Possibly.
No wait. No.
( dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:07, archived)

you hesitated
a little too much..
( Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:12, archived)

I rate this converstaion "I" for...
nah, I'm gonna go there again....
( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:07, archived)

Hey!
That's my line.
( dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:08, archived)

Lora's hawt.
( EvS, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:09, archived)

aiiiiii....

( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:11, archived)

rawk?

( dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:12, archived)

n roll.

( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:13, archived)

hmm
...
( Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:12, archived)

B3taBabes are cool.....

( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:16, archived)

100% of FACT.
true.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:17, archived)

a fabulously understated response, young lady.
;-)
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:16, archived)

umm
ok then :)
( Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:19, archived)

Your
Lurrvley but i already told you that right?
(Ruffgeezer, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:49, archived)

and it's about to get graped

( spacefish if you can't be quietly erudite, be noisily crass, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:07, archived)

Grape The Squildo
theres a song in there somewhere.....
( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:12, archived)

or a band.
Mott the Hoople eat your hearts out.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:17, archived)

Yup
bet its popular with fairer sex of woodland creatures

Evening All
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:04, archived)

giggle
is that what yours looks like?
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:04, archived)

furry and slightly bent?
no comment
( Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:05, archived)

hahahahaha
titter
guffaw
licks lips etc
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:07, archived)

It's what everyone's is like
why, is yours different?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:06, archived)

very different
i am female
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:06, archived)

I said
everyone :)
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:07, archived)

do you have the number
for a good plastic (and fur) surgeon?
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:08, archived)

I dont personally
but if you open a hotmail account you're bound to recieve an informative emailing about it sooner rather than later - or so i have been lead to believe
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:10, archived)

i have plenty of hotmail accounts
but i only get mail telling me how to make my penis bigger, not how to grow one from scratch. or add fur. or make it ribbed like the squirrels "neck" appears to be.
hold on... penis? what...?
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:13, archived)

Mine wants me to get bigger breats
which is the exact opposite of what i want (tho it could be my secret desire i refuse to own up to)
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:15, archived)

if mine sent me offers like that
i might take them up on it
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:17, archived)

well id suggest a swap but i think
id rather have boobs than a ribbed cock - im happy with my telecopic furry one
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:23, archived)

it would saving buying
"ribbed for extra pleasure" condoms...
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:25, archived)

good point
but i generally get the furry ones for the genuine flesh to flesh feeling
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:38, archived)

hahaha!
that really is very unpleasant for me to think about.
furry... hmm...
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:43, archived)

Thats why i rarely
think about anything I say either before or afterwards
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:44, archived)

heh
if you're still looking down this far, get ye onto b3ta m3ss3nger
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:54, archived)

haha

( cwethan, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:03, archived)

I feel the urge to put that in a Flash animation
with some suitable accordion music.

But I don't have Flash. So I won't.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:03, archived)

such a good idea
feel free

the lack of flash can be solved very easily
( Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:04, archived)

amusing pic and
amusing username too :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:05, archived)

kazaa?

( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:06, archived)

actually
i was feeling generous...

what with me having an extra copy or 5 hanging about... gods know why
( Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:07, archived)

hehe
:)
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:08, archived)

Lack of hummus is also a problem
Can you get that from Kazaa?
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:08, archived)

yeah but...
if you feel you can trust me not to send you a bomb in the post go here and use the contact link to send me your mailing address and i'll sort you out.

/edit - it's probably faster than kazaa too ;)
/another edit - or maybe not... dead link. sorry...

click here instead
( Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:11, archived)

Cheers me dears
I figured it out though. The ol' brane hasn't gone completely. Not yet, anyway.

Edit: Where are my manners? I don't think I put a single please or thank you in that mail. Please accept my appologies and sprinkle them in the appropriate places.

Cheers.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:17, archived)

I don't know
I've never searched for that
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:12, archived)

that looks rude
made me laugh though
( Lakeland rose, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:19, archived)