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[challenge entry] Or this?

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(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 23 May 2003, 5:23, archived)
# I worked for an insurance administrator's office at one time
and we had a claim from a man who needed to have an orange extracted from his rectum. He claimed that he "slipped and fell in the fruit bowl". Don't you hate when that happens?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 23 May 2003, 5:40, archived)
# *snort*
*chortle*
(smoothie, Fri 23 May 2003, 5:42, archived)
# nasty
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 23 May 2003, 6:08, archived)
# I think you'll find
it's mostly straight people that furtively stick foreign objects in their arses.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 23 May 2003, 5:42, archived)
# Straight people wouldn't do that
Surely??
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 23 May 2003, 5:47, archived)
# You tell me!
...
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 23 May 2003, 5:52, archived)
# Ok
But I was in a Penal Colony in French Guyana. Where was I supposed to hide my money?
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 23 May 2003, 6:05, archived)
# I'm straight (well, as of late)
And I usually let other people do it to me...hmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 23 May 2003, 5:47, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
I don't consider sex toys foreign objects.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 23 May 2003, 5:53, archived)
# (If you're a girl, do you want to make a "specialist" website)
ahem!

/back to grey suit
/attentive wife with perfect hair
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 23 May 2003, 5:53, archived)
# Don't really see the point
when there are sooooo many out there already?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 23 May 2003, 5:55, archived)
# Cumstats.com
Show that there are on average 14 New Zealanders per square yard who have a pepperpot fetish. That makes an untapped revenue of twelve oysters and a goodonya overall. Don't YOU want some of that?
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 23 May 2003, 6:02, archived)
# Shhhhhh
I'm thinking.....:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 23 May 2003, 6:06, archived)