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[challenge entry] I don't think ol' Brucie is photoshopped enough

From the The Wonderful Adventures of Terry Wogan's Wig challenge. See all 281 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Mon 26 May 2003, 20:45, archived)
# these celebrities
they'll do an anything to save money, even go as far as sharing wigs, cheapskates
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 26 May 2003, 20:47, archived)
# Wooo
But with the wig he looks like a chimp!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 May 2003, 20:48, archived)
# I agree...
...but meanwhile, let me jack your thread for a moment... (didn't want to waste a new one on this!)

Spam I got today:



Has this got the worst subject line or what? Surely if you've only got a small penis, the last thing you want is to lose it...

Ps - you'll see some more of the stuff my junk mail filter grabbed there too... but you've probably all got the Monster Cock email yourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 26 May 2003, 20:48, archived)
# no
can't say I have. What have you been signing up to, Mr Illuminator?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 26 May 2003, 20:50, archived)
# er... ebay?
Maybe rob's selling the b3ta list to porn kings.

Anyway, if you haven't got it, would you like me to forward it? Apparently it's a one time offer that I've been specially selected for. I'm sure you could sneak in under the wire though.

"CAN SHE TAKE 4 AT A TIME??? OR EVEN 5? HOW DOES A GIRL TAKE 7 AT A TIME??? YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!"


edit - Dr Phil? Notice how you're the only person to say that they haven't got the monster cock email?

Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 26 May 2003, 20:58, archived)
# 7!!!!!!
I cant even imagine that, and i've been to amsterdam
(thediscokingpin, Mon 26 May 2003, 21:00, archived)
# basic arithmetic tells me that there's a real issue with the orifice to nob ratio.
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(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 26 May 2003, 21:02, archived)
# I was more wondering
how the blokie bodies would fit around each other to get several to each orifice.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 26 May 2003, 21:04, archived)
# OH MY GOD
is that what it means? Oh my GOD.

I am geniunely shocked and saddened at the world. It can't be true, can it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 26 May 2003, 21:06, archived)
# I hope not.
Let's just agree to think that it's photoshopped, shall we?

I feel tainted.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 26 May 2003, 21:08, archived)
# One would imagine
that the orifices could be stretched to accomodate more than one nob each, and if you factor in the hands, you really only need one in the mo...

Erm... I'll shut up now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 26 May 2003, 21:07, archived)
# oh,
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...

Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up! You're making me cry and everything... that's so horrible!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 26 May 2003, 21:08, archived)
# I always find it entertaining
to be told I can increase my penis size...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 26 May 2003, 20:56, archived)
# But on a slightly similar note
I was told I could increase my bust up to three sizes the other day.

I'm sure the plaster cast of Shakespeare's head will be most gratified.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 26 May 2003, 20:57, archived)
# Arf
If I were him, I'd be bigheaded enough anyway.
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 26 May 2003, 21:01, archived)
# haha
They get confused with me sometimes too
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 26 May 2003, 20:57, archived)
# I
always find it mystifying how such a mighty feat might be possible for one of my considerable penis size
(BigMoose, Mon 26 May 2003, 20:58, archived)
# never
open junk mail, you doofus :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 May 2003, 20:56, archived)
# I never open junk mail with attachments...
actually I just bin almost all of it without even looking. And my Outlook is patched to stop HTML mail from downloading stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 26 May 2003, 21:01, archived)
# THANK GOD
THERE IS A GOD! THEY DELETED THE WORTHLESS POSTS!!!

eternal wooos for all
(Ironic Ferret, Mon 26 May 2003, 20:56, archived)
# That makes him look
oddly like Paul Whitehouse. Woo etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 26 May 2003, 20:56, archived)