Mary had a little lamb,
It used to whisle tunes,
so she melted both it's eyeballs,
with some white-hot tablespoons.
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so she melted both it's eyeballs,
with some white-hot tablespoons.
Mary had a little whelk
a gibbon and a pasty
When they were all stuck together
They became a sort-of taxi
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When they were all stuck together
They became a sort-of taxi
Mary had a great big lion
and its name was Dave.
Sometimes she would flick its bollocks
But she's not often quite that brave
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Sometimes she would flick its bollocks
But she's not often quite that brave
Mary had a Tetse fly
which she kept to pass diseases.
She fed the fly on human blood
and varieties of cheeses.
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She fed the fly on human blood
and varieties of cheeses.
Fucking Hel!!!!1
....a tetse fly? FUCKING HELL!!!!! I nearly pissed myself then.
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Mary was a big baboon
with custard in her eyes
Sometimes she'd ask the moon for help
Coz she couldn't zip her flies
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Sometimes she'd ask the moon for help
Coz she couldn't zip her flies
Yram in another dimension
had a little Bmal
It used to puke up children
Mostly boys, but once a Gal.
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It used to puke up children
Mostly boys, but once a Gal.
Hmmmmmm
Mary's horse was terrified
of scary lurking knees.
They'd wait until it trotted past.
And leap out from the trees.
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of scary lurking knees.
They'd wait until it trotted past.
And leap out from the trees.