It used to whisle tunes,
so she melted both it's eyeballs,
with some white-hot tablespoons.

a gibbon and a pasty
When they were all stuck together
They became a sort-of taxi

and its name was Dave.
Sometimes she would flick its bollocks
But she's not often quite that brave

which she kept to pass diseases.
She fed the fly on human blood
and varieties of cheeses.

....a tetse fly? FUCKING HELL!!!!! I nearly pissed myself then.

with custard in her eyes
Sometimes she'd ask the moon for help
Coz she couldn't zip her flies

had a little Bmal
It used to puke up children
Mostly boys, but once a Gal.

Mary's horse was terrified
of scary lurking knees.
They'd wait until it trotted past.
And leap out from the trees.

it was all a horrid lie
And now shes lost all credibility
She'll just curl up and die.

best one!

Mary had a little lamb
she painted it bright orange
and while she though what would rhyme
she sucked upon a lozenge.

sorry.