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[challenge entry] a new twist on an old tale

From the Bad Song, Worse Movie challenge. See all 726 entries (closed)

(Bus Turd, Sat 31 May 2003, 9:16, archived)
# Oh no! It's the candyman!
Save me from his evil evil sweets! His evil, evil, delicious, evil, tasty, wonderful, evil, brilliant, mouthwatering...
(1, Sat 31 May 2003, 9:22, archived)
# The Aqua song?
Hi, my names Paul, I once brought an Aqua album...
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 31 May 2003, 9:32, archived)
# where to?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 31 May 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it with dew
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two
The Candyman (the Candyman)
Oh the Candyman can
(cattleprod, Sat 31 May 2003, 9:53, archived)
# who can take a glass rod?
shove it up his prick,
whack it on a table,
and then smash it with a brick?


the S and M man....
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Sat 31 May 2003, 10:21, archived)
# ...
The PERVERT MAN!
(1, Sat 31 May 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Nerf Header: Pervert
great song.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 31 May 2003, 10:31, archived)