a new twist on an old tale

(Bus Turd, Sat 31 May 2003, 9:16, archived)

Oh no! It's the candyman!
Save me from his evil evil sweets! His evil, evil, delicious, evil, tasty, wonderful, evil, brilliant, mouthwatering...
(1, Sat 31 May 2003, 9:22, archived)

The Aqua song?
Hi, my names Paul, I once brought an Aqua album...
( .90Nz0., Sat 31 May 2003, 9:32, archived)

where to?

( zerolicious, Sat 31 May 2003, 9:36, archived)

Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it with dew
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two
The Candyman (the Candyman)
Oh the Candyman can
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Sat 31 May 2003, 9:53, archived)

who can take a glass rod?
shove it up his prick,
whack it on a table,
and then smash it with a brick?


the S and M man....
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Sat 31 May 2003, 10:21, archived)

...
The PERVERT MAN!
(1, Sat 31 May 2003, 10:24, archived)

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great song.
( .90Nz0., Sat 31 May 2003, 10:31, archived)