Sorry for the knob!
differing sense of humour I guess

Edit: BEWARE OF PUPPET WITH KNOB

click me!
(DiZebbio, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)

no people are at work and on this board
so a huge cock on screen is nopt exactly the best thing to have.
OK?
( Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)

Really?
*gets of desk and does up trousers*

I was just cleaning my monitor, honest.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)

I love having massive knobs on my screen.
And so does my boss.

How do you think I got the job?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)

with you
that doesn't surprise me.
( Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)

Ooooh get you Aamon Andrews!
www.avec-moi.com/images/handbag.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)

by being a knob?
/arf.
( pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)

Want more cake?
users.bigpond.net.au/bluecatbooks/adrian/birthday%20cake.jpeg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)

I'm full actually
just eaten but thank you kindly for the thought.

edit - just looked at the pic - that cake is tiny. Tut.
( pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)

I know.
It's poisoned. You wouldn't make it to the second one.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)

hooraaay!
/Put sleeping pills back in bottle for sake of tidyness after death and new found lack of need.
( pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)

It's hard being a loving mother...
...I beat her with the car arial, lock her in the fruit cellar. Nothing changes her.

www.kweerfun.com/femaletrouble/lovingmother.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)

which one are
you then?
( pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)

I'm going to Hollywood...
...www.slab.org/void/void.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)

well that's nice
petal.
( pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)

Yes. Yes it is.
I get to stay in an apartment overlooking the Hollywood hills. And a laundromat. Now leave me be, my nerves are cracking.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:14, archived)

more sherry
dear?
( pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)

Not that cheap cooking sherry again?
God! It's slim pickings over at yours, isn't it?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)

it's ok - it;s not the humour
it's the dick - it's Not Safe For Work (nsfw) - tons of the people on here should be working - if their boss walked passed and saw that they'd think it was porn.


Maybe.
( pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)

...
mmmmm puppet porn...
(DiZebbio, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)

You have
disturbed me.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)

You are ALWAYS getting disturbed nowadays!
www.maximumink.com/covers/disturbed-8-2000-150pixels.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)

when i see a big knob on my screen
i just get jealous and resentful
*coat, hat and mittens, gets on Segway*
( fishbear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)

BIG?!??!
What is this? Afternoon of the Piwis?
( sick_boy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)

It's penis envy.
Hurrah for outsized penises!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)

Can we have huge cocks being stuffed?
www.couleur-lauragais.fr/pages/journaux/2002/cl46/ginette_gaveuse.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)

not our sense of humour at fault
I'm affraid it's our bosses who lurk behind us that lack funny bones
(mookid Avoiding the sex register since, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)