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[challenge entry] Hell please driver.....and keep the change.

From the Bad Song, Worse Movie challenge. See all 726 entries (closed)

(Osiris, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:00, archived)
# not funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:01, archived)
# I heard
that Vauxall were going to use Layla as the theme tune (as usual) to there advert about 10 years ago where one of there cars went out of the 5th floor window

Fact*

*probably a lie really but sounded good at the time
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:16, archived)
# shes got a ticket to riiiide..
(to hell)

damn i wish i had time to make picture at work.
edit: and also, clapton is great.
(icedragon, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)
# clapton blows goats.
just imagine how good Roger Waters' "The Pros and Cons of Hitch-hiking" would sound if Gilmour had played on it and not Clapton...
(Osiris, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:07, archived)
# See how good Radio KAOS is ...
... even though Andy Fairweather-Low is playing guitar on it
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:13, archived)
# woo...
(RowdsterDelux, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Must...
not... laugh...
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Ahahahaha
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Pfffffffffft.
You sick fuck! I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:03, archived)
#
(the original solly, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:03, archived)
# how phallic.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:05, archived)
# if you think
that looks phallic, maybe you should see a doctor... ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:06, archived)
# i see one
every two months.
FACT.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:07, archived)
# damn
I can't think of a witty response to that... just imagine that I did and then tell me what you imagined I said
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:11, archived)
# urm...
'perhaps you should see a real one about those hallucinations'

or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Good gravy
Maybe you really should have knuckle shuffle.
It's plasticine for Gods sake man pull yourself together!
Or at least off..
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:09, archived)
# there's hell,
and then there's hell.
(RowdsterDelux, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:04, archived)
# parental guidance
would have been a good idea.

must resist urge to chortle, must resist...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:05, archived)
# oh yes...
hahahahahahhaahhaha....now thats comedy!
(I helped save b3ta! thirty dirty birds, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:05, archived)
# evil: yes
good taste: no
funny: yes

two out of three! best score possible!
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Dude
that is DARK. Fair play though nice 1 :p
(original_b_boy, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:49, archived)
# You fuckwad!
That is sick. I dont care how well done it is IT IS FUCKING SICK. I mean christ his son was only three. Nob.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)