cheap... quick... just how i like it ; )


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( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:53, archived)

Kick the dog!
Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog!
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)

*THOOMP*
*BOSH*
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)

*THUMP*
*Woof!*
(kryptik, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)

You're all too nice
flay the fucker
( dutchbird, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:56, archived)

No, just kick it into
a combine harvester. Or one of those wood chipping machines.
( charliedontsurf, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:58, archived)

Flaying's better
Combine harvester would ruin the pelt, darling
/Cruella De Vil
(kryptik, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)

Yeah, but just imagine the noise.
*brrrrrrrrrrr*
arfwhineyowl
kiduggahduggahduggah
splosh
( charliedontsurf, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 17:02, archived)

far too quick
you will be wanting something slower and more refined, one must be able to enjoy the show. A slow dipping into first batter, then hot oil for example. half a hot dog...


sometines i worry even myself
(Clockwork, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 17:09, archived)

Hmm, maybe,
but mass production has a lot going for it. Tough on puppies, tough on the causes of puppies.
( charliedontsurf, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 17:12, archived)

No
you can't
( lemonhead, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)

ok
I love Labradors meself, specially the black ones : ) they lovely
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)

I like the black ones too but now feel bad about the normal "blind" ones
...must stop thinking
( lemonhead, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 17:00, archived)

Me too
although I couldn't eat a whole one....
/coat, hat, gloves, scarf, knife, fork, half a bar of dairymilk
( LP, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 17:01, archived)