You must learn
to love your midget self.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)

Don't upset him like that,
he's just been thrown out of the Lollipop League as well.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)