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( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 9 Jun 2003, 13:46, archived)

I wanna spank that monkey!

(jerkchicken, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)

Her Aunty Margaret has a burger bar on
the seafront in Rothesay.

She sings in 'nightclubs' to coach parties of Glaswegians.

Every time a coach goes past her cafe, she runs out and waves to her 'public'

and they ALL WAVE BACK!

*100% FACT*
( blyerkit szmieurg oby grzesniuk, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)

Correction...
It has come to my attention that the following error occured in your post, this line.

"and they ALL WAVE BACK!"

should be amended to

"and we ALL WAVE BACK!"

Hope this helps.
(revdancatt, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)

Many
thanks.
:@ )
( blyerkit szmieurg oby grzesniuk, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 13:55, archived)

That's such a nice story.
My mum is a well know star in her native Nigeria. She tours with a band called the "Duwadus". It's a family affair, and my mum has the biggest head gear you can imagine.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 13:55, archived)

Ooooooooooh!
Photos please?

Another nice story from Rothesay - There is a steep hill with a windy road ging up it called
'the Serpentine'. Half way up it is a bench donated by the family
of a deceased Rothesayan who must have been a bit of a character.
There is no dedication, but there is what I can only assume is a quote:
'Ah dinnae dance, but sit doon an' I'll gie ye mah patter'.

:@ )
( blyerkit szmieurg oby grzesniuk, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 13:58, archived)

This is Janice Dowodu greeting the poor after winning...
Mrs Nigeria 2000

www.eucom.mil/Directorates/ECPA/News/Release/Ochuba%20with%20children.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)

Wow!
She's lovely.
(Is she still a Mrs.?)
sorry
( blyerkit szmieurg oby grzesniuk, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:05, archived)

No. After a series of creative differences...
..she killed and ate her previous husband.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:07, archived)

OMG!
I'm completely in love.

*swoons in a dramatically unmasculine
but highly romantic and quite realistic
fashion*


*EDIT* I have searched for the 'Mrs Nigeria Contest', and the band Duwadu(s), and I now suspect
That you were pulling my leg! You are possibly the most cruel person
I have never met!

/huff arives. goes off in it.
( blyerkit szmieurg oby grzesniuk, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:10, archived)

there's a name you don't hear much now-a-days
and there's nowt wrong with that.

( Pootle, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)

I used to fancy her
(the head bit) Is that wrong?
( <>Dog www.optimusprint.com, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 13:59, archived)

she looks a bit like Wizadora
and my mate used to fancy her. Me? I was at work when she was on so I never had a Kleenex opportunity.
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:01, archived)