"Barkeep!

i specifically asked for my goldfish-martini to be stirred, not shaken! Now my fish is belly-up!"

From the If Cats ruled the World challenge. See all 539 entries (closed)

( *f o o f* planet terror while trying to sleep. bad idea!!!, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 21:34, archived)

woo!
mine's a babysham.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 21:37, archived)

very nice = )
and very cute
( evil pixie, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 21:46, archived)

Whose leg do you have to spray
to get a dry martini round here?

Woo!
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:07, archived)