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[challenge entry] Ratemycat
He's got the whole world in his paws, thinks he *owns* the world and is a little cnut at times. I love him though. This is Harley:





If anyone wants to shop him better, he's got his own page on my website (see profile), where these pics are available.

From the If Cats ruled the World challenge. See all 530 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:45, archived)
# compo?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Hello and good night Harley
Ta ta everyone, I'm off to fall asleep in front of Donnie Darko and dream strange dreams.

Enjoy the weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:47, archived)
# i will
night
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:47, archived)
# night
night
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:48, archived)
# nighty night
agh! farters day!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:49, archived)
# more importantly...
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:51, archived)
# whats donnie darko actually about?
i keep seeing it mentioned here, and seeing it in shops
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Life/death/time travel/rabbits
...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:51, archived)
# yes
much more concise :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:51, archived)
# I really ought to start writing movie reviews again
I used to like getting paid for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:53, archived)
# sounds good
I'd do it :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:54, archived)
# It's not that exciting really...
No fuck it, it is - I'm still insanely jealous of my mate at Hotdog.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:57, archived)
# hehehe
so, why'd you stop then?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:58, archived)
# it's about a rabbit
no, it's about a schizo high schooler who sees a giant rabbit that keeps on making him do things. It has a suprise ending
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:51, archived)
# sounds good
might have to rent that
once ive finished failing my exams
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:53, archived)
# it is really good
have you seen Prof. Fnord's Domo Darko?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:55, archived)
# I have that saved to my computer
I think it's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 23:00, archived)
# It is indeed :)
got mentioned in a magazine and on some film critics site even :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 23:01, archived)
# It is about a schizophrenic (sp?) boy
who has an imaginary rabbit telling him to do stuff.

Sod it, you really can't explain the film, rent it and it'll become clear(er).
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:52, archived)
# He's got the whole world in his paws
He's got the whole wide world in his paws

Oooooh....

/slopes off to find Voyage To The Bottom Of The Road
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:47, archived)
# i have now seen evil
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:51, archived)
# its about time you got a mirror
itll sort your hair out too
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:53, archived)
# oooh get you
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:54, archived)
# oooooh
*rolls up towell and whips*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:56, archived)
# *slighty confused*
If you're annoyed about something - talk to me on email.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:58, archived)
# i aint annoyed bout anything
i just a fan of towell fights
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 23:02, archived)
# ok
cool. That's ok then. Er.. Ow.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 23:03, archived)
# he he he
*whooooooooosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 23:05, archived)
# *calls teacher*
Miss. That nasty boy is flicking me with a towel again.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 23:06, archived)
# ooooooooh tell tale
im gonna give you a wedgie later
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 23:07, archived)
# *gloves off*
I'm gonna wipe my finger in my crack and shove it up your nose.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 23:08, archived)
# my dogs got no nose
thats a bit tasteless
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 23:11, archived)
# ooooh
handbags
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:55, archived)
# He can be evil personified
when he beats up foxes and dogs outside. He can also be the cutest meow-box ever. He has a game called "lets sleep on Steve's duvet and skin his toes if they poke out the bottom".

I love cats.
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:55, archived)
# I remember licking a cats paws in bed...
"Georges' paws taste salty"

"that's because he's just been in the litter tray"
said my wife

How I retched...
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Make his eyes glow on the top one
evil genius stylee
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:52, archived)
# They glow anyway
Usually red. Don't all cats, or is that just mine?
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:57, archived)